Benefits of big hips:
Laundry basket rest
Tiny human rest
Full size human rest
Hip checking those who challenge you
Ability to swing them wider than a cadillac
Model walk is 10x more dramatic
Taking up more space
Looking like a fertility goddess
Future girlfriends: This is an acceptable purse.
“Will you hold my pur…” “Absolutely.”
I fully agree. ladies, this is your new pocket and purse alternative.
For years I’ve tried imagining something like this… but to see it… I need this.
Tomb Raider fashion line
WHERE CAN I BUY THESE???
"I bought you books"
Gamer Girl Meme
i am physically incapable of not reblogging this
Honestly, people that like cats more are lying to themselves.
Dragon’s eye~ Bacardi Dragon Berry rum, Blue curacao, Creme de Banana, fresh squeezed lime juice, served in a martini glass and rimmed with black sugar
Dark Twist~ raspberries, black berries, lemonade, and rum of your choice
Purple Rain~ Vodka, Blue Curacao, Cranberry juice
Irish Bang~ Irish Whiskey, black coffee, sugar, heavy whipping cream
You’re forgetting my favorite.
Brain Hemorrhage~ peach schnapps, Bailey’s Irish Cream, grenadine syurp
my blog will make you horny ;)