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situpsandfruitcups:

Benefits of big hips:

Laundry basket rest
Yoga pants
Tiny human rest
Full size human rest
Hip checking those who challenge you
Ability to swing them wider than a cadillac
Model walk is 10x more dramatic
Taking up more space
Looking like a fertility goddess

idfrickleyourfrackle:

thefantasticallyroboticgrayson:

fantasyfollower:

griffinriffraff:

cosmoschameleon:

Future girlfriends: This is an acceptable purse.

“Will you hold my pur…” “Absolutely.”

I fully agree. ladies, this is your new pocket and purse alternative.

For years I’ve tried imagining something like this… but to see it… I need this. 

Tomb Raider fashion line

WHERE CAN I BUY THESE???

"I bought you books"

- Pick up line that will have me hook, line, and sinker (via bookwormbabe89)

Best pick up line eva

(via lucedestella)
Beach day with the babe <3

Beach day with the babe <3

wantthathair:

Love Blue Hair crxstal-daisies:

blue💎🎐✈🌊 via Tumblr

wantthathair:

Love Blue Hair crxstal-daisies:

blue💎🎐✈🌊 via Tumblr

ink-its-art:


lunariums:

these are so well done

Oh wow! So pretty

ink-its-art:

lunariums:

these are so well done

Oh wow! So pretty

thebeautifulmacabre:

 

Gamer Girl Meme

Tool: Fineliner

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spaceman-v-spiff:

to-the-tardis-sterek:

i am physically incapable of not reblogging this

Honestly, people that like cats more are lying to themselves.

Darki’Pub~ drinks!

slenbee:

cloudstreamer:

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Dragon’s eye~ Bacardi Dragon Berry rum, Blue curacao, Creme de Banana, fresh squeezed lime juice, served in a martini glass and rimmed with black sugar

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Dark Twist~ raspberries, black berries, lemonade, and rum of your choice

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Purple Rain~ Vodka, Blue Curacao, Cranberry juice

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Irish Bang~ Irish Whiskey, black coffee, sugar, heavy whipping cream

You’re forgetting my favorite.

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Brain Hemorrhage~ peach schnapps, Bailey’s Irish Cream, grenadine syurp

sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)